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Musings On Age


Snowflake

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft............... Today, it's called golf.

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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it..

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. 8)

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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved!

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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

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One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then .... Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your zipper down!

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If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?? :oops:

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And best of all.... I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

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I'm 69 and proud of it! By the way, my wife has a family friend who is 88. One day someone was talking to her that she should move out of the house she lives in alone and move into a retirement place. The woman looked at the suggestor incredulously and said, "You treat me like I'm old!" I guess it is all in the perspective.

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