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Airplane Story !!


Larry

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>> > >An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on

board,

>> > > but only 4 parachutes -

>> > >

>> > > The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA

>> > > basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford

>> > > to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

>> > >

>> > > The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a

former

>> > > U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future

>> president.

>> > > And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's

>> > > people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped

>> > > out of the plane.

>> > >

>> > > The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the

>> > > democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good

>> > > years left." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

>> > >

>> > > The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a

10

>> > > year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many

years

>> > > left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you

have

>> > > the last parachute."

>> > >

>> > > The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.

>> > > America 's smartest woman took my school bag."

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