Larry Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 >> > >An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, >> > > but only 4 parachutes - >> > > >> > > The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA >> > > basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford >> > > to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. >> > > >> > > The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former >> > > U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future >> president. >> > > And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's >> > > people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped >> > > out of the plane. >> > > >> > > The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the >> > > democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good >> > > years left." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. >> > > >> > > The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 >> > > year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years >> > > left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have >> > > the last parachute." >> > > >> > > The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. >> > > America 's smartest woman took my school bag." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Now now. Larry!!!!! Gotta admit ~ it's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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