Larry Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. While he was shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got into the line where the lady was that had told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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