Larry Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 > > > > Three women die together in an accident and go to >heaven. > > > > > > When they get there, St Peter says, "We only have > > one >rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" > > > > So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are > > ducks >all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and >although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally >steps on one. > > > > > > Along c omes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever >saw. > > > > > > St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your >punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this >ugly man!" > > > > > > The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on > > > a >duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is >another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same >admonishment as for the first woman. > > > > > > The third woman has observed all this and, not > > wanting >to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful >where she steps. > > > > > > She manages to go months without stepping on any > > ducks, >but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has >ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. > > > > > > > > St. Peter chains them together without saying a >word. > > > > > > The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to > > deserve >being chained to you for all of eternity?" > > > > > > The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped > > > on >a duck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 HA! I almost laughed out loud while I'm proctoring a final. That would REALLY make them wonder what I'm doing over here... Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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