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Duck's and Heaven


Larry

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>

> > Three women die together in an accident and go to

>heaven.

> >

> >

> > When they get there, St Peter says, "We only have

> > one

>rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

> >

> > So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are

> > ducks

>all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,

and

>although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman

accidentally

>steps on one.

> >

> >

> > Along c omes St. Peter with the ugliest man she

ever

>saw.

> >

> >

> > St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your

>punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this

>ugly man!"

> >

> >

> > The next day, the second woman accidentally steps

on

>

> > a

>duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is

>another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same

>admonishment as for the first woman.

> >

> >

> > The third woman has observed all this and, not

> > wanting

>to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful

>where she steps.

> >

> >

> > She manages to go months without stepping on any

> > ducks,

>but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she

has

>ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

> >

> >

> >

> > St. Peter chains them together without saying a

>word.

> >

> >

> > The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to

> > deserve

>being chained to you for all of eternity?"

> >

> >

> > The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I

stepped

>

> > on

>a duck!"

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