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During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was

seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as

discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to

notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his

assistance to help with the various baby-related


When the young mother expressed her gratitude,

the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking

baby...and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained

that her pediatrician said nursing would help

alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in

true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Man!! And all

these years I've been chewing gum.

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