wendyr Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he agreed to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide generous child support until the child turned 18. She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for support payments to start. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." She handed him the postcard and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Request bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trish2418 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Now that's funny! Trish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nushka Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 He he he he. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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