Donna G Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE!!! This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose.... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahhappy Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Just call me Dinky Bubblehead! Amy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Okay I'll be Squeezit Bubblebutt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebayou Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 The new me ------> Poopsie Cootiehead lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Lumpy Girdletush... Appropriate for that orange rind on my fanny....(and Hubby is Loopy!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhutch1366 Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Just call me... Loopy Chickenface???????????????????? lolol MaryAnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Zippy Bubblenose, that's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Lumpy Applefanny here!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveG Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Squeezit Gizzardchunks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Pinky Lizard-Lips.... My scalp is scaling from where the infection has begun to heal, and I DO look rather pink and reptilian. Thank you for this, Donna. It made my night. Pinky (AKA Fay A.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy RN Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 I have laughed at least 100 times today signed zippy gizzardsquirt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debaroo Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Hi, I'm 'dumpy applebuns' -OK, now I have to increase my gym attendance from 4 times a week to, like, 6-and buy the "Buns of Steel video"... I need a hug. Deb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beckyg Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Buttercup Bubblehiney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eileen Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 boobie apple-head signing in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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