This one is kinda old, but still cute

[Bev'sSister]

>>The Thingie

>>

>>There was a man who really took care of his body.

>>He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day.

>>One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was

>>tan all over except his "thingie."

>> So he decided to do something about it.

>> He went to the beach, completely undressed and

>> buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie;

>> which he left sticking out.

>> Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using

>> a cane.

>> Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up in the sand,

>> she began to move it around with her cane.

>> Remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in

>> the world."

>> The other lady asked what she meant.

>> She said, "when I was 20, I was curious about it."

>> When I was 30, I enjoyed it.

>> When I was 40, I asked for it.

>> When I was 50, I paid for it.

>> When I was 60, I prayed for it.

>> When I was 70, I forgot about it.

>> Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on

>> the beach and I'm too old to squat !

>>

[Larry]

That is funny funny