Larry Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Retirement planning: If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laban Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Thanks for the tip. I just got in from yard work and I'm having a cold one right now. I guess I need to have another just to save up for retirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.