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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can

get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days,

80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women

realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to

get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ...... They irritate the

crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the

less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to

change them.

4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're

not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet,

smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't

believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes

are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They

take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... .Mascara . They usually run at

the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but

only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when

they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long

it will last.

12. Men are li ke ........ Lava Lamps . Fun to look

at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are

taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as

well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda

guys you might be lucky enough to know

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