RandyW Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like .. Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are li ke ........ Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 What chat friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 you mean you are all a figment of my evil imagination?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Randy, my hubby really enjoyed number 11. Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvillella Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Thanks Randy, Needed the laugh. This weather here has been beating me up. SOB is worse the higher the temps go. Ralph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dscherer Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 That was great!!!! I WILL show this to the hubby when he gets home! I wonder if he will find it as funny as I did??? Sure he will!!! Thanks, Dana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Just saw this Randy.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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