Nushka Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital, > > and she timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can > > tell me how a patient is doing?" > > > > The operator responded, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the > > patient's name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak > > tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." > > > > The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with > > her nurse." > > > > After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good > > news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood > > pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal. > > > > And her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged > > Tuesday." > > > > The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so > > worried! God bless you for the good news. > > > > The operator replied, You're more than welcome. Is Norma your > > daughter? > > > > The grandmother said, "N o, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one > > tells me sh*t." > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Love it and its soooooo like hospitals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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