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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital,

> > and she timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can

> > tell me how a patient is doing?"

> >

> > The operator responded, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the

> > patient's name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak

> > tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

> >

> > The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with

> > her nurse."

> >

> > After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good

> > news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood

> > pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal.

> >

> > And her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged

> > Tuesday."

> >

> > The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so

> > worried! God bless you for the good news.

> >

> > The operator replied, You're more than welcome. Is Norma your

> > daughter?

> >

> > The grandmother said, "N o, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one

> > tells me sh*t."

> >

> >

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