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Sick Leave


>> I urgently needed a few days off work,

>> But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

>> I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"

>> Then he would tell me to take a few days off.

>> So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

>> My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

>> I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,

>> So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few

>>days off.

>> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,

>> "What in the world are you doing?"

>> I told him I was a light bulb.

>> He said, "You are clearly stressed out."

>> Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

>> I jumped down and walked out of the office...

>> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,

>> "..And where do you think you're going?!"

>> (You're gonna love this....)

>> She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

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