You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When.....

[Ann]

You Know You're Addicted To Coffee When...

You're employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before you realize it's unplugged.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

You name your cats Cream and Sugar.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute......with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You answer the door before people knock.