Larry Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 > This is not political...only funny.... > > > Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport and President Bush strides to > a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. > > They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where > they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white > horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the > thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. > > Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth > shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious > and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their > noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do > their utmost to ignore the incident. > > The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my > regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a > Queen cannot control." > > George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied, "Your Majesty, > do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I > thought it was one of the horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shineladysue Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Larry,that is funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 LOL!!! Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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