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Larry

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> This is not political...only funny....

>

>

> Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport and President Bush

strides to

> a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

>

> They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London

where

> they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six

white

> horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the

> thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

>

> Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous

earth

> shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is

atrocious

> and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over

their

> noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State

do

> their utmost to ignore the incident.

>

> The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my

> regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even

a

> Queen cannot control."

>

> George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied, "Your

Majesty,

> do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I

> thought it was one of the horses.

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