May be worth a giggle or two

[Bev'sSister]

Subject: Fwd: Fw: Who Gets In

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> Dolly Parton

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> and Queen Elizabeth

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> die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

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> Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason

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> Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure

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> It will please the angels to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

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> The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

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> The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier

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> shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

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> The Angel says,

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> "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

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> Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

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> "Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven,

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> a royal flush

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> beats a pair -- no matter how big they are!"

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