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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.

>>>Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in

>>> Mexico ?"

>>> Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

>>> When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

>>> The waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks." He returned

>>> from

>>>the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."

>>> Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely

>>> sure?"

>>> The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected

>>> answer,

>>>"I will check again, Senor!", and went back into the kitchen.

>>> While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that

>>>there are no Jews in Mexico , our people are scattered everywhere."

>>> The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no

>>> Mexican


>>> "Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are no

>>>Mexican Jews!"

>>> "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have

>>> is

>>> Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews!"

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