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Senior Breakfast Special


Ann

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A mature couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

Sounds good," the wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents

because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"

the wife asked incredulously.

YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," the wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

They've been around the block more than once.

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