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>>A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the


>>room table: To My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have


>>needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.

>>I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

>>Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not


>>interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18

year old

>>secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.Please don't be upset - I shall be


>>before midnight.


>>When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter


>>the dining room table:

>>My Dear Husband,

>>I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being


>>years old.

>>I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also


>>years old.


>>As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.I would like to

>>inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta


>>Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.

>>He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a

>>successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you


>>understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small



>>18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into18!!! Therefore, I


>>not be home until sometime tomorrow.

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Good one, Larry.

Now, since you brought up the subject, why is it that a man and a woman can be the exact same age and the man acts like he's just a young thing but looks at the woman as "mature." I just don't get it!!!

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