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Broke Back Mountain Lady

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> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She

> was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,

> so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

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> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

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> ! S he thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied

> she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have

> him around the house than the drunk.

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> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew

> a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the

> ranch was doing very well.

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> Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good

> job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up

> your heels."

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> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

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> He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the

> rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting

> for him.

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> She quietly called him over to her.

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> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as

> she directed.

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> "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

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> "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly

> by her boots.

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> "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching

> her eyes in the fire light.

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> "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told

> and dropped it to the floor.

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> Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into

> town again, you're fired!"

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