I-HATE-MY-JOB-DAY

[Larry]

When you have an

I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this. On your way home from work stop

by at the local pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by

Johnson & Johnson. Be sure this is the brand-named thermometer

you're purchasing. Proceed to your home, enter and lock the door

behind

you, lift the telephone receiver off the hook ... You DO NOT want

to be

disturbed. Change into comfortable, loose-fitting clothing and sit

in

your favorite chair. Then open the package and remove the contents,

carefully place the thermometer on the table or a surface where it

will

not be broken, chipped or cracked by mistake. Then unfold the

instructional materials packaged with the thermometer and read in

its

entirety. Please remember to read even the small print sections

...

THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS, and where you will find the following

statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer manufactured by Johnson &

Johnson is personally tested by one of our employees." Now .

Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times. "I am so happy that

I do

not work in the Quality Control Section in the Thermometer

Manufacturing

Unit at Johnson & Johnson." Have a wonderful day today and

remember... THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF

A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

[wendyr]

very, very funny. LOved it and needed it. Thanks

wendyr

[RandyW]

THanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[J.C.]

Kike needed his temperature

checked often.....so many

thermometer around the place,

all kind and all together except

his personnal one.

A neighbor, borrowed a thermometer

one day and Mike, nice as usual

gave him one.....just saw that

when it was returned it was the

dog's thermometer that was given

by mistake........never told the

neighbor, but you still made me

laugh Larry.

Jackie