Nova Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 A Young blond woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blond declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blond headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he grinds his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9 -foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blond struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration: "Shoot! THIS ONES BAREFOOT, TOO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Gotta love those blondes !!! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Nwext she will want a purse to go with the shoes. Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Jackie.....good luck for her finding an alligator carrying a PURSE !!! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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