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A Florida Blonde joke


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A Young blond woman was driving through the Florida Everglades

while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator

shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices

the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the

shopkeepers, the young blond declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go

out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't

you go on and give it a try?" The blond headed off to the swamp,

determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the

same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in

hand. As he grinds his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9 -foot gator

swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond takes

aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby

were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The

blond struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration:


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