J.C. Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Council Job A guy goes to the local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?" "Yes" he says "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says "That will increase your chances of gaining employment" He then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes 100%... A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy "OK. You are well qualified and I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM. To 4:00 PM You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM." The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00PM then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? " "This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 ROLF, Jackie!!! I have a friends that are on our city council and I can't wait to share this with them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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