Jump to content

Toot 'n Tell

Connie B

Recommended Posts

Toot 'n Tell

With all the changes that fill our lives I found this

quite funny. Have a good day! Connie B.

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest,

Said," You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."

The young priest nodded, and the old priest

Continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat

to the music would bring young people back to church,

so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n'

roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently

packed to the balcony."

"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "Iam pleased that you are open to the new ideas of


"All of these ideas have been well and good," Said

the elderly priest, "But I'm afraid you've gone too

far with the drive-thru confessional."

"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my

confessions and the donations have nearly doubled

since I began that!"

"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "And I appreciate

that. But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n tell or Go

to Hell Cannot stay on the church roof."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.