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No One But an Italian Man......


Ann

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This was sent to me this morning by Dennis' best life long friend, who is Italian....LOL

On a recent transatlantic flight a plane passes

> through a severe storm. The

> turbulence is awful and things go from bad to worse

> when one wing is struck

> by lightning.

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> One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she

> stands up in the front of

> the plane. "I'm to young to die,'' she wails. Then

> she yells, "Well, if

> I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to

> be memorable! Is there

> ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a

> WOMAN?"

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> For a moment there is silence. Everyone has

> forgotten their own peril.

> They all stare, riveted at the desperate woman in

> the front of the plane.

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> Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the

> plane. He is gorgeous,

> tall, well built with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

> He starts to walk

> slowly up the aisle unbuttoning his shirt one button

> at a time.

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> .....No one moves

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> ....He removes his shirt

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> .....Muscles rippling across his chest

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> .....She gasps

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> .....and he says...

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> "Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

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