Ann Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 This was sent to me this morning by Dennis' best life long friend, who is Italian....LOL On a recent transatlantic flight a plane passes > through a severe storm. The > turbulence is awful and things go from bad to worse > when one wing is struck > by lightning. > > > > One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she > stands up in the front of > the plane. "I'm to young to die,'' she wails. Then > she yells, "Well, if > I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to > be memorable! Is there > ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a > WOMAN?" > > > > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has > forgotten their own peril. > They all stare, riveted at the desperate woman in > the front of the plane. > > > > Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the > plane. He is gorgeous, > tall, well built with dark brown hair and blue eyes. > He starts to walk > slowly up the aisle unbuttoning his shirt one button > at a time. > > > > .....No one moves > > > > ....He removes his shirt > > > > .....Muscles rippling across his chest > > > > .....She gasps > > > > .....and he says... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Iron this, and get me something to eat...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 I sure didn't see that one comong, Ann......good one! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Isn't that typical of ANY man??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylove91297 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Typical of men? Possibily.....typical of an Italian man....definitely (my husband is Italian) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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