ernrol Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 > HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. > > George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his > wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which he > could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go > turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing > things. > He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' > and he said 'no'. > Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply > lock his door and an officer would be along when available. > George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. > > 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people > stealing things from my shed. > Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' > Then he hung up. > Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an > ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars > red-handed. > One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd > shot them!' > George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!' > > (True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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