Gotta Love That Dr. Phil

[Ann]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely

works and we could all use a little more calmness

in our lives. By following simple advice heard on

the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed,

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of

Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of

Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package

of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac

prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some

Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!

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