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Men never listen _ a little naughty


lilyjohn

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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into

the men's rest-room, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch

any of the

buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he

had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one

labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon

his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's rest-rooms don't have nice

things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air

replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff

caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this

unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies rest-room was more than a rest-room,

it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff

completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which

he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a

nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing

the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under

your pillow."

~MEN NEVER LISTEN~

:lol:

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