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Bits Of Wit

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors ... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

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