Beer Brothers

[nyka69]

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please."

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar.

Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers has passed away."

The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."

[RandyW]

THE FIVE LITTLE PIGS

There were these five little pigs. The first two went into a bar. The bartender asked, "What will you have?"

They said five beers. They drank them, and asked, "Where is your bathroom?"

The bartender said down the hall.

Then the next two little pigs came in the bar.

"What will you have?" said the bartender.

"What did our two brothers have?"

The bartender said five beers. "We'll have ten beers."

They drank them. They asked, "Where is your bathroom?"

"Down the hall."

The last little pig came in to the bar. "What do you want?"

"What did my brothers have?"

The bartender said the first two had five beers, the second two had ten beers.

The lone little pig said, "Give me fifteen beers." He drank them and started eating the peanuts off the bar.

The bartender said, "Don't you need the bathroom?"

The lone little pig said, "No, I'm the one that goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home."

[nyka69]

EXCELLENT Randy!!!