Have you ever.....

[shineladysue]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR

OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE

WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW

DENTIST I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS

FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED

BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL

CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,

WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY

DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED

FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER

HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED

MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT *ss,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-B ASKED,

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???"

[Patti B]

OUCH!!! That would hurt!!

My onc, the first time I met him, asked my friend who drove me there if she was my daughter!!!!! OW!! Shes only ten years younger than me!!! But revenge is sweet - her sister just had a baby and she was there for the birth and was asked if she was the proud grandmother!!!!!

[shineladysue]

Lol@Patti

[Bruce u]

Sue ... that 1 made my day. LOL. Good 1.

[Maryanne]

lmao

Maryanne