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'Holy Prostitutes??'

>>>

>>> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he

>>>notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

>>>

>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>>> 10 MILES

>>>

>>> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on

>>>without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which reads:

>>>

>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>>> 5 MILES

>>>

>>> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and

>>>drives past a third sign saying:

>>>

>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>>> NEXT RIGHT

>>>

>>> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

>>>On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign

>>>next to the door reading:

>>>

>>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>>>

>>> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a

>>>nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

>>>

>>> He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested

>>>in possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He

>>>is led through many

>>> winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a

>>>closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

>>>

>>> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup

>>>answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup

>>>then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

>>>

>>> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips

>>>through the door pulling it shut behind him.

>>>

>>> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot

>>>facing another sign:

>>>

>>> GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN

>>> SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

>>> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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