Fred Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in." "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered. "But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked. "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Muriel Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Keep up the good work Fred Muriel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Love it, Fred!!! Keep em coming!! Patti B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbb Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Ohhhhhh, GOOD ONE Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Fred: Great daily fix. Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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