Fred Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Tiff With Riley ''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. ''I got in a tiff with Riley.'' ''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.'' ''That he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.'' ''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?'' ''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's left boob.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.'' Quote
Patti B Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 See, Fred - that why we love ya!!! Good one!! Patti B. Quote
jaminkw Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 Fred: You've become my daily humor habit! Judy in Key West Quote
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