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A golf one for Ginnyde


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The Reverend

Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an

exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just

had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was

feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon

as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of

town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he

wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday

morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint

Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and

exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton

hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short

of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN

ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why

did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going

to tell?"

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