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Nuns First Hot Dog


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Nuns First Hot Dog

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to

the other, "I hear

that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her

companion replies, "but if

we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor

and they both walk

toward him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too

pleased to oblige and

he wraps both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a

bench and begin to

unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers.

Staring at it for a moment,

she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part

did you get?"

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