Guest DaveG Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets > up > and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant > watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the > blonde > passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit > in > the back. > The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne > and > I'm staying right here!" > The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and > co-pilot > that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in > Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the > blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she > is > only entitled to an economy place and she will have to leave and return > to > her original seat. > The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne > and > I'm staying right here!" > Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he > probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this > blonde > woman that won't listen to reason. > The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to > a > blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her > ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back > to > her seat in the economy section. > The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said > to > make her move without any fuss. > The Pilot replied " I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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