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And Still Another Blonde Joke

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A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets

> up

> and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant

> watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the

> blonde

> passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit

> in

> the back.

> The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne

> and

> I'm staying right here!"

> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and

> co-pilot

> that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in

> Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the

> blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she

> is

> only entitled to an economy place and she will have to leave and return

> to

> her original seat.

> The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne

> and

> I'm staying right here!"

> Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he

> probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this

> blonde

> woman that won't listen to reason.

> The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to

> a

> blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her

> ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back

> to

> her seat in the economy section.

> The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said

> to

> make her move without any fuss.

> The Pilot replied " I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne"

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