Connie B Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Two old men decided that they were close to their last days and that they wanted to have a night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The Madam took one look at the two old geezers and whispered to her manager, 'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.' The manager did as he was told and the two old men went upstairs and took care of their business. As they were walking home, the first man said, 'You know, I think my girl was dead!' 'Dead?' asked his friend. 'Why do you say that?' 'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.' His friend replies, 'Things could have been worse. I think mine was a witch.' 'A witch!? Why the hell would you say that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite. Then she farted and flew out the window... took my teeth with her!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Patti B Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Good one, Connie. Thanks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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