Marriage Counseling

[Ann]

Marriage Counseling .... A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately while fondling her intimately. The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down as though she was in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week...... Can you do this?' The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

[Patti B]

Sounds like something my husband would do!!!

[CLB]

i bet JB would say that too!! hahahaha that was a good one!!

[JB]

Col, I can drop you off any days but Tuesday's cause I have hockey, and Weds and Sat I play golf. But other than that, I can drop you off...except this Thursday, I have a haircut, oh and next weekend I am in a three day golf tourney so that rules out Fri thru Sun of next week...Ah heck you got a car, can you just drive yourself.