Patti B Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this ....) .......................................... ' Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 thanks for the laugh Patti... i really need it today... a little down today. Shelli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shineladysue Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Patti, Patti , Patti... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Boy Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Good one Patti !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie B Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 We always need a GOOD LAUGH, and this is one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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