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'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,

but I just couldn’t sleep…

I tried counting backwards,

I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned...

the dark meat and white,

but I fought the temptation

with all of my might.

Tossing and turning

with anticipation,

the thought of a snack

became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen,

flung open the door

and gazed at the fridge,

full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey

and buttered potatoes,

stuffing with gravy,

green beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling

so plump and so round,

till all of a sudden,

I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling,

floating into the sky

with a mouthful of pudding

and a handful of pie

But, I managed to yell

as I soared past the trees...

Happy eating to all –

Pass the cranberries, please.

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