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Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the

bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he

should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full


“Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

Actually, no," he replied.”

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands

beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I ca n't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"

“Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger

across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her

fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in

the ladies room."

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Barb.. Funny, I never heard that word until I went to college in La Crosse, WI, which is on the west side of the state (i am an east sider) there is a big norwegian presenece over there, expecially in this little town called WESTBY... they have little garden nomes all over and a huge VELKKOM to WESTBY sign.... :)

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