RandyW Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Women Are Evil By Nature... A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.** “Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. Actually, no," he replied.” "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I ca n't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" “Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. “What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 OMG!!!!!!!! That IS evil!!!!! Good one, Randy!!! Hugs - Patti B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 ewwwww.... blah... yuck... but funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 glad you posted that and not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 hahahahahaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Aaaaarrrrrrggggggg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaze100 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I changed my mind, that one is worth an UFTDA FIEDA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Barb.. Funny, I never heard that word until I went to college in La Crosse, WI, which is on the west side of the state (i am an east sider) there is a big norwegian presenece over there, expecially in this little town called WESTBY... they have little garden nomes all over and a huge VELKKOM to WESTBY sign.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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