SandraL Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't figure out why he should know her. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Good one, Sandra!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Sandra--too funny! Judy at MDACC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recce101 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Now that one HURT ! Ned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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