Flyman35 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (firework are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2 ' '3' '4' '5' At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, (certain parts of Texas), Louisiana, Georgia, Mississippi, Missouri, the panhandle of Florida, West Virginia, and Washington DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bet his wife was glad after 11 kids!!!!!! Patti B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce u Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Hey that's not funny !!!! If that happened to me, I wouldn't be able to count to 11 anymore. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 Patti Who said anything about a wife? It was his cousin. LOL Bruce There is always your toes to fall back on. Denise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce u Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I can't touch my toes Denise. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 Then there's the dog. What good is he if he can't help out once in a while? LOL Denise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce u Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Buddy ran away with the priest. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 In that case, stay away from beer cans containing cherry bombs. LOL Denise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 i think i'm offended-- lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Bruce- Saw Buddy and the priest on a boat out in Lake Erie!!!!! Blueeye - how did we offend you?????? Was it that bad Bruce????? Hugs - Patti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 because I'm from Georgia--and right above the panhandle of Florida! And I must admit I know a few folks this "procedure" would work on!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Hey, Blueeye - I am from Ohio and I know of few that would do that!!! Patti B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce u Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Well I'm from Canada and we have a few of those too. LOL I don't think it is restricted to the geographic locations mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 here in WI too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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