coni Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 I was watching the evening news when I saw myself, they were showing me stealing the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Largest six pack of beer from LaCrosse and loading it on the top of the Keg Bus when.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 everyone saw me get in the bus and get behind the wheel with my bottle of tranquilizers and........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 they put out an apb (is that the right cop term?) for the crazy lady driving a bus with a BIG six pack of beer, a cow and a dog on top, then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 25, 2008 Author Share Posted July 25, 2008 prozac. I had no clue I was being on camera so now I need to move to another state and change my name to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Maria Conita Consueles...I have died my hair and I am on the run to where the sun shines birghtly and the tequila flows freely. Once I get there I will.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorrie Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 not ask for Tequila but instead inquire where I can find a six-pack of La Crosse beer. Just as I went to ask the local bar owner where to find it , a funny looking bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 goes zooming by and it might be the heat, but I thought it was the keg bus and guess who was driving it this time?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Bruce! Bruce was driving the keg bus and his dog was the navigator (too cheap to buy a Nav. system for the bus). As they zoomed by on the icy road (still frozen up there despite the heat), I was concerned that they might slide off the road into the river. A moment later . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Maria Conita Consueles was spotted sitting on the side of the road with a a six pack of LaCrosse beer singing crazy cancer songs. So I.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 said "hey, Maria, if you can play a guitar and sing those songs you can start a band" and she said......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 well you may be on to something there..but I will need some friends who are better at crazy cancer song lyrics than I or we will go broke. And we will all need undercover names because that crazy cancer cop is after us. And then, you will never guess who came wandering down the street humming a crazy cancer song. It was.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorrie Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 *Sung to the tune 'Thank God I'm A Country Boy' Well life on the couch is kinda laid back Ain't much an old chemo girl like me can't hack It's late to rise and early in the sack My God, I'm a chemo girl! Just as the last line was sung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 WAKE UP GUYS, BRUCE IS STILL DRIVING THE BUS WHILE YOU'RE ALL BUSY SINGING. THIS STORY COULD HAVE A DISASTEROUS ENDING. Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 just as the last line was sung someone yelled out hey...stop the bus Bruce...I see a... (ps Judy...Bruce is driving cause we are pretty sure he can't sing!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 a highway sign that said Minnesota, not Wisconsin. I felt we were lucky we didn't skid right into the river (the mighty Mississippi). Instead we have driven (speeded) right through La Crosse and into MN. Next "big" town is Winona. We need to decide if we want to turn around (eek, on the interstate) and return to La Crosse or continue on in Minnesota. As the group was thinking about this . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 and wondering why the heck didn't they let Patti drive cause now Bruce has gotten us into all sorts of trouble, we all took "the bull by the horns" or should I say the cow and..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 They started chanting, HELL NO WE WONT GO!!!!.. Not to MN... Back to La Crosse!!!!!! We havent gone to...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 far when up ahead we spotted that the crazy cancer cop had set up a road block. As we were looking for a turn around point we... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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