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sometimes just keep your mouth shut


Maryanne

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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman

waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because

he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think

you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been

unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the

bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my

buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet

celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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