Snowflake Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 An older woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?" He replied. "Darn if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse." The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body. "What in the world happened?" asked her husband. "Darned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go pis_ in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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