Snowflake Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 The Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?" You're gonna LOVE me for this.... The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Okay, who pulled Snow flakes chain!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 The third pig must have been on Lasix! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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