Ann Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Augusta , Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man who was about to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.' He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump.' She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.' He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any kids.' She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.' He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb a-- Yankee.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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